People? Dogs? Of course, we are better!

I told her to think for once. There are lots of reasons why we are better. I told her that since she is a girl, she should come up with reasons why she is better than a man. And since I am a boy, I would come up with reasons why I am better than a woman. We came up with a lot, but here is a list of our top 10.

Cally: Why I am Better than a Man: My sole purpose in life is to make you happy. I whine for a good reason. I take care of my own needs. I miss you when you are gone. I don't play with computers. I live to cuddle with you. I am easy to buy for. I would never laugh at how you throw a ball. I have no problem expressing affection in public. I'll shower you with kisses no matter how mad you are.	Schnooder: Why I am Better than a Woman: I don't cry. I don't mind if you give my offspring away. I don't hate my body. I never expect gifts. I never criticize. If you're running late, I don't expect you to call. The later you are, the more excited I get. I love to play rough. You never have to wait for me. I'm always ready. The only reason I go in the bathroom is to get a quick drink.

"Aah, I hope I don't burn too badly."

"Yeah, yeah, come on, throw my ball."

"I am the Queen, my subjects await me."

"It's so nice to be loved."

"Daddy's lap is so comfy."

"We love Shelby very much."